WANT TO BE HEALTHY? THERE’S AN APP[LE] FOR THAT!

You know how those people always complain –

  •   ”Oh,I wanna be healthier! Should I put this burger down?”
  • “I wanna look like Miranda Kerr on a diet!”
  • “I’m so stressed about my figure that I can’t even eat a BigMac today!”

People,it’s summer. Let’s face it,it’s too late to go on a diet now,because I’m pretty sure you’ll only gain some visible effects from it arround the time Jesus will resurrect. And really,what’s the point of starving yourself? Love your body and embrace it as it comes,because – and you can believe it or not,but either way this is true – if you love yourself,others will,too.

Seriously guys,just eat an apple and go lovin’ your life,because that’s the only one you’ve got.

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